Sunday, July 17, 2011

UPDATE FOR THE WEEK : )

Hey everyone! sorry ... It's been a loooong time since I've updated this site ... I came across it and remembered there are people who have liked it.. which is very cool! : )

hmmm ... Kwing is feeling not the greatest today .. but never fear .. the weekend warrior is here! (that's me - Kwife) In case you didn't know .. the weekend warrior is me! yay! I've started recently to do some LPs .. and people are really encouraging to me which is awesome! Thank you so much! Kwing and I have the best fans on the net! : ) Thanks you guys.

So Mario 3 is on hold on my LPs and the moment, Sonic 2 is this weekend... and I guess I'll figure out which one I'm going to do next weekend when that happens. As for GAMING WITH THE KWINGS, we have SUBSPACE EMISSARY that seems to be a big hit ... : ) Kwing and I are having a lot of fun playing it together ....

One of my favorite comments on our SUBSPACE EMISSARY playthrough was that someone wished they will marry a guy as nice as Kwing some day .. and I just wanted to say to everyone what I always say to Kwing ... He's the sweetest guy I've every known ...

Well.. Kwing and I have to get back to work .. He's working on Retro Mondays .. and I, of course, am working on my WEEKEND WARRIOR LPs!

Well, everyone,
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- Kwife

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Watch Super Metriod Review today! http://www.therealgamemaster.com

Hi everyone! Just another Update! Yes . . . I knooooowww . . . Rune Factory is STILL in the works . . hee hee . . . and YES . . . My reviews are still in the works as well . . . buuuuuuuttt . . . you can definitely go to youtube and check out my page . . where I am trying to favorite Game Knights, GotGame, Swag, and Kwig Vids whevever I get a chance . . bear in mind though that sometimes I may be a little biased when it comes to cutesy games that Kwing reviews . . hee hee . . . or games where he talks about me : ) Love you, honey . . . . Anyway . . . yes . . . Super Metroid is up . . . and you can watch the review on http://www.therealgamemaster.com I definitely recommend checking it out! Plus I am attempting to do some voice acting as the character of Metroid at the beginning of Kwing's Review . . . so that should be cool . . . er . . I hope . . hee hee . . . well . . I had fun anyway : )

So . . I have to apologize that I have not been online . . to play Animal Crossing with my friends . . . I was going to say peeps . . but I did not want to go there . . hee hee . . okay . . I guess I just went there . . .

So . . . up for Kwife Reviews is Bubsy Bobcat . . umm . . . after that who knows . . I'm going to take it a little slow . . you know one review at a time . . . I'm not as talented as my hubby . . so just bear with me . . if you will . . . . . . he is the REAL GAME MASTER after all . . . it's a lot for me to live up to . . but thanks everyone to all my fans . . that are already supporting me even though I'm still here putting my first review off . . toooooo scared to get my feet in the water . . . but seriously . . you all have been so encouraging and just great! and by the way . . thanks for being such great fans for KWING! You guys really are the reason that Kwing continues to be encouraged to keep making those reviews . . so thanks . . thanks very much . . . I really think we've got the best fans anyone could ask for . . .

So . . anyway . . as I've been saying . . I've been slacking off with getting myself in gear to put up a review (however you can definitely check me out on facebook, twitter, and youtube . . . look for kwifereviews@gmail.com) And yes . . . eventually I need to come up with a cool logo like kwing's got . . perhaps something pink . . hmmm . . I wonder why Kwing never thought of putting pink in his logo . . hee hee . . . well . . now he can't because I'm doing it first . . er . . probably . . . he he . . .

So what's new with the K's? you ask . . . . . er . . Mr. and Mrs. Kwing . . of whatever we call ourselves these days . . . well even if you didn't ask it . . I'll tell ya . . .

so . . we are both working hard . . . Kwing and I both have a cold . . . we are both trying to decide if we should look for a cheap superhero costume to wear this year to pass out candy or whether we should just come out of denial and face the fact that nobody comes to where we live anyway -think we MAY have had ONE kid -no -that's right -there was no one . . . OKAY fine! so it is just me thinking about a costume . . . hey! I just don't like growing up . . . okay . . so besides that we are just chilling -literally-it's getting cold outside these days . .. . and speaking of that . . we both have colds . . .

. . so here we are . . Kwing and Kwife . . just sniffling away . . both on our respective computers . . . Kwing recording his game footage . . and Kwife . . well Kwife is doing whatever Kwife does . . which at the moment is writing this blog . . . ah .. . as I have just broken the third wall I feel somewhat connected with my fans . .er . . possible fans . . er maybe one fan . . on half of a fan? . . is that possible?

Anyhoo . . . So I've been playing a lot of the Marimasu Demon Blade for the Wii . . and I have to say! wow! . . . it's really cool! . . and that's a lot coming from me . . . because as we all know . . Kwife has a love-hate relationship with her games . . okay . . I must stop myself from refering to myself . .er Kwife . .er myself . . in the third person . . . now you know that Kwing's psychadelicly strange personality . . hee hee . . it's got nothing on the mind that is Kwife's . . hee hee . . Where was I? . . oh yes. . . so Marimasu is awesome! One of the things that I like best about it right off top is that when Kwing and I play the story mode . . and of course . . he is the guy and I play as the girl . . . it's cool because we have totally different paths . . so as a strong willed girl that likes to figure things out by herself . . or sometimes give up because asking for video game help is just so disheartening and just uncool . . okay . . so I get a little stuck up about trying to play the game MY way . . who doesn't . . hee hee . . just kidding . . well . . okay so I'm not . . . ANYWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY . . . . what I was trying to say before I just so rudely inturrupted myself . . is that I get to play my OWN story mode . . and even if Kwing is way better than me . . . I have to figure it out all on my own . . . sigh . . . .
. . . and I like that . . .

But seriously . . Kwing is very sweet when it comes to gaming . . and he really has helped me to get back into video games . . after my brothers spent their childhood and mine getting me out of them . . you hear that brothers of the world . . . don't play your system 24hours a day . . seven days a week . . or your sister may develope the little eye twitching thing that happens whenever that midi song goes off in her head . . over . . and over . . and over . . .. . .

back to the point . . . Kwing is sweet . . and yes . . he could have actually played on both characters . . but he LET ME play as the girl . . and he doesn't touch my character . . because he knows how sensitive I get . . hee hee . . he's a dear . . . . he only helps me when I ask for it . . and even then . . he says 'are you sure?' . . . because he knows . . that many times I'll say . . 'no! I changed my mind . . I think I can figure it out now' . . hee hee . . see what this guy's got to deal with day and night? . . . no wonder it's hard to get all that work done . . hee hee . . We love eachother very much . . and we love doing reviews together . . and just playing games . . .

one of the things that we had to figure out when we got married was like who could have their game music on . . and who had to shut theirs off . . I mean when you've got one handheld console with it's music going on . . and one console that's plugged into your TV with IT'S music . . well . . then you've got yourself a BIG problem . . if you know what I mean . . hee . . hee . . . well according to Kwing . . . no problem at all . . . but for me . . . yah . . . umm . . I'm not good at hearing two conflicting game music pieces going on and on . . and on . . and clashing and making my ears bleed . . . and etc . .etc . . etc . . . so . . . . . .. one of us puts on headphones . . problem solved . . wow that was easy . . . : )

Well . . I hope everyone's having a good year . . those of you who have gone back to school I say 'good luck to you!' and 'I'm just glad it's you and not me' hee hee . . but seriously . . school can be great when it's taken in the right dosage . . to much fries your brian . . and well . . hmm . . . well . . you could end up like me . . . Kwife is a perfect example of too much school . . hee hee . . let that be a lesson to all of you . . so . . if you're not in school . . good luck to you in life . . and wherever you are . . . I think it's going to be a good year . . Thanksgiving is right around the corner . . and then Halloweeen and then Christmas . . . yep . . it's just going to fly by . . soon . . . but for now . . we have the calm before the storm . . . -all ye who hear . . - brace yourselves . . . the holidays will come . . they cannot be stopped!

so . . . other than that . . there's not much to tell . . I mean . . . Kwing and I were going to review Marvel, Ultimate Alliance 2 . . but it just didn't happen . . I'll let Kwing fill you in on that one . . in his Game Knights Audio Podcast. Kwing and Swag just did their podcast today . . . . so you can check it our right now . . if you like . . . http://www.therealgamemaster.com/radio . . . hope you like it . . I haven't even heard it yet . . but I'm sure it' good . . . . . I'm so glad that they have that radio podcast show together . . they work so well together . . and they really enjoy doing the show . . . so I'm so thankful that Kwing and Swag are good buds! ahhhh friendship . . okay . . I'm getting a liiiiiiittttle sappyy . . .

OH . . I forgot to mention the other things I liked about Marimasu the Demon Blade . . well . . I love the controls . . I am big into button mashing. . . and I have to say . . the controls feel a little like Smash Brothers Brawl . . . meaning you can choose to actually think about what you are pushing on the control pad and attempt to make intelligent combos if you waaaaaaaaaant . . ooooorrr . . you can do what I do . . hee hee . . and just BUTTON MASH! . . yay! . . . any game that I can get away in some way by just button mashing-that is the game for me! So thank you Marimasu, for creating a game where Kwife can feel like she's awesome when all she's doing is pushing random buttons, rappidly and repeatedly! yay . . . . ALSO, I like the awesome backgrounds . . the cool story lines . . . , I like the fact that the girl character is like possessed . . . it's like something creepy that I wouldn't want to happen to myself in real life . . but it just makes me feel less guilty about killing people in the game, you know? . . like aww . . 'I just slashed a bunch of people with my sword' . . . . but I don't have to feel bad about it because I'm possessed and that's what possessed people do! yay! all better now . . very theraputic . . hee hee . . but seriously . . it does make me feel less violent . . because it's like . . oh it's not really ME who's doing the killing . . it's the demon . . . INSIDE me . . yah . . not me . . . oh yah . . I'm pressing the buttons . . but no . . it's got nothing to do with me . . if I was inside the screen . . I would resolve all conflicts peacefully . . over a bowl of ramen . . yes . . that is what would happen . . .

So . . . as we speak . . well as I speak and you listen . . . . . fine! it's as I am writing and you . . whoever you are . . are reading -that is . . if there IS ACTUALLY SOMEONE READING tHIS .. . i hope he he . . . . . . . well for whoever is out there in the great abiss that is the internet . . Kwing is int he process of reviewing Shakan for the Genesis! hope I spelled that right honey! And he's working on some other stuff too . . hold on . . let me ask him . . He's right here next to me . . . - oh . . he says 'that's about it' . . . but as you know we're still working on the Demon Blade . . and Shakan . . in the words of Kwing . . "that's pretty much it"

OH . . I almost forgot to thank all of my fans who strongly urged Kwing to get me a DSI on my Birthday! THANK YOU! I think you have gotten the idea spinning around in that head of his . . and thank you so much for listening to the Kwife/Kwing Radio show! thanks for all your support! You guys are just awesome! Kwing and I have the greatest fans! . . yay . . You guys rock! meh . . . yay . . . lov u guys . . . . .


So . . I should probably just update you on Rune Factory . . even though there's not much to update . . I have just been upgrading Raguna . . and maing money by fishing and upgrading the house . . etc . . etc . . . and just trying to get everything to a point where my honey can just take it to town and beat it already! yah . . wowsers! it is sure a long game! but I've really been helping Kwing with anything he needs with other reviews that have been needing to get done . . but every free couple of hours I get . . I spend playing Rune Factory . .

so . . . I just wante to let you know that . . for all you Rune Factory fans, . . we have not forgotten you! keep the candle buring! . . . hee hee

So . . that's pretty much it . . that's my mess of jumbled things on my mind for the day . . . I'll try to keep you posted as often as possible!

Remember to check out king on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/knightwing01
and me on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/kwifereviews

and the fan blog I made for my honey, Kwing! : http://kwingfansite.blogspot.com
. . . . and of course . . Kwife's blog: http://kwife.blogspot.com

. . . AND the REALGAME MASTER.com . . where you can catch all that's new with Kwing . . including the Game Knights radio show AND his new review . . SUPER METROID!

http://www.therealgamemaster.com
http://www.therealgamemaster.com/radio


As Always . . God Bless and Happy Gaming

-Kwife

later gamers : )

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Rune Factory Review Update

okay . .. so the rune factory is going . . . well . . it's going . .. that's all I can say . . I'm pretty sure that I've made most of the upgrades on my house already . . . got the biggest lab and biggest kitchen and the seed maker and yogurt maker and all that . . . I've got Raguna . . well Kwing got Raguna up to the highest possible upgrades for armor . . well the highest possible upgrades . . so far . . before beating the third boss . . . so ya . . . .. . Kwing and I have basically been working together on the whole review . . . um . . . . Mist is up to 10 smiles and 6 or 7 hearts . . and I hope we can marry quick or else . . some of the others girls' hearts in the game are climbing up to two or three . . so . . . I hope Mist doesn't get jealous : )

Anyway . . just to let all the fans know, Kwing has been working like a dog . . . well no . . I don't want to say that because he's too cute to be a dog . . so maybe like . . a work horse . . no . . a work puppy . . . yes . . Kwing has been working like a little work puppy. This last couple of weeks Kwing has been working on "The Little King", "GI Joe", "The Conduit", umm " Ghost Busters", and a co-op with Swag . . and I'm sure some other reviews but he and I can't remember . . because there were just too many. I just asked Kwing and he told me that he did 4 reviews last week and 3 this week . . plus . . Kwing and I are still working on "Dawn of the New World" for Wii . . possible as a Kwife exclusive solo Review .. with editing help from Kwing . . of course . . thanks hon . .. but seriously . . I plan to learn all I can about editing and all that jazz so I can do some reviews totally on my own . . . maybe I'll even be in competition with my honey! just kidding . . I am always behind him and I love him very much . . I am so proud of you Kwing!

Anway . . . we are still working on the DVD as well as Tshirts and all that . .. we've got some great T-shirt designs . . . and by Kwife's request . . we want to sell them as cheap as possible! woo hoo! so we'll see what we can do . . . we want to sell something that is going to be a good deal for the customers, you know?

So . . as I was saying . . Kwing has been on his computer for like . . . EVER! hee hee . . no I'm not mad . . I just am very clingy and needy especially with a hubby who's so cute and talented . . . . . . so I've had to occupy my time with . . umm . . taking walks . . going up to check on him . . watching TV . . . usually Disney Channel or Monster Quest . . or . . . whatever is on . . . that's funny or interesting . . and as we all know well . . hardly ever is there anything ever on that's anything good. Then I go to check on him again and make supper or make a hot pocket or browies or something and go up and give them to Kwing . . and He's like "thanks babe" . . and I'm like . . . "can we watch a movie together or go out, honey?" and he's like "sorry babe, I gotta work . . . I've got my DVD coming out and I'm behind" . .. and I''m like . . "oooookaaay" and he's like "can I get a hug" . . and I'm like "of course sweetie" . . and then I go back to well . . just the usual day to day stuff . . . . so yes . . it's hard when you're best friend who also happens to be your hubby . . is buzy all the time . . . however . . . with Kwing playing GI-Joe for the Wii . . . . and with me helping him a little bit as scarlet . . yes! that was me in two play mode! - anway . . .. I've started watching some to the old cartoons . . well . . . of course Batman animated series is one of my go to cartoons when I have time to kill : ) I kid you no, I could watch the entire batman animated series straight through if only life didn't get in the way . . . . . sighhh . . if only life was based around watching cartoon shows . . . instead of doctor's appointments, school and work, yes . . those doctors, teachers and bosses . . THEY should be the ones waiting for me to be done with my cartoon show .. . after all . . . it is more important to ME! hee hee I mean SERIOUSLY . . well . . . I think so . . and besides that . . . Ice Cream should be made one of the food groups . . because REALLY you need to eat things that are good for your happiness-factor just as much for your physical health, don'tcha-think? . . . well . . it's okay if you don't agree with me . . . although everyone will someday when the world is called "Kwife World" Don't underistimate the Kwife! She has played many many many Warcraft/Civilization/Conquer-the-World games! yes . . do not underestimate me! he he . . sorry I got a little carried away . . forgive me . . Kwing and Kwife fans . . who have been loyal evough to read my rantings thus far . . . . . . . ok . .. .
. .. . so stay with me here ... . .

So anyway . . . Kwing is playing Super Star Wars that is coming out on the virtual console . . . and the sound is off because he's recording . . but somehow . . Kwing still remembers the sound . . and he's like making the little TeeDee sound effects and the music . . dadaaadum dadaaadum dadaaaadadiddlumbuuuum . . well . . . he has the nots but I don't have staff paper on this blog to lay it out for you . . hee . . . hee . . . so I actually just asked Kwing just now . . how he can hear the sound if it is off when he's recording . . and he just said "I can just remember the sound . . from when I used to play it" . . . . he said he likes the noises the jawas make when you shoot them, "Tee Deeeeee" hee heee . . Kwing you are soooo mean . . . okay I'm just kidding . . I think the sound that the jawas make when they die is funny too . . .. COME'ON PEOPLE JAWAS AREN'T REAL! and it's okay to laugh at their destruction since they're not real . . I mean they are working for the evil empire anyway . . plus . . . it's not them dying that's funny . . . it's just the sound that's funny . . . ok . . . .. . Whatever . . . I don't care what anyone thinks . . . I think it's funny . . . and so does Kwing . . so everyone will just have to deal with it . . . okaaay?


. . .. . well . . . okay then . . . .

so anyway . . like I was saying (a loooooooooongg time ago in this post) I've been watching some of the old GI Joe . . and Kwing likes Duke and I like Scarlet . . and they like each other . .. so Kwing and I were thinking that we might be Duke and Scarlet for Halloween . . sooooooo if you see a Duke and Scarlet out and about or handing out candy on Halloween . . . . you may have just discovered the KWIFE and KWING awesome REVIEW TEAM . . . . . . . . . then again . . . . maybe it will just be some other couple who likes Duke and scarlet . . . . . . hmm . . . you never know . . . .

Speaking of Halloween . . . I remember this one person with an awesom Vulcan girl costume . . don't know if I spelled that right but like a Vulcan from Star Trek . . . with the pointy ears and awesome eyebrows and she even had the little uniform and badge . . she was like in her thirties or forties . . passing out candy . . . but let me tell you . . that was an awesome costume . . . I'd really like to get an awesome costume like that one day . . so I could just be awesome every year when I was handing out candy or going to a Halloween party with my future kids and grandkids . . hee hee : ) Ahhhhh . . . all those big plans I have for myself . . . hee hee . . well maybe they're not big career plans . . . but come'on awesome fun time is important too . . . .
I mean what if it did turn out to be a career . . too you know . . like Duke and Scarlet go to birthday parties and shake hands with kids for like 50 bucks . . you never know : ) Great THINGS . . . WE are discussing great things right now . . . hee hee

So anyway . . . . . I'm just here trying to find something to do while Kwing works his life away into the dust . . . hee hee . . . and I guess I did find something to do . . . talked to all of you . . . reading this post . . right now . .. hee hee . . .

Well Everyone . . thanks for listening to Kwife's Blog . . . God Bless You All . . . keep on Merrily Gaming allong your way . .. and I will talk to all of you in my next co-op review with KWing . . . or . . . maybe even in a solo review with "Dawn of Discovery" or "Bubsy Bobcat"

Remember to see what Kwing is up to on . . . where you can check out his latest reviews . . . and also check out the latest game knights podcast . . . ect . . . . ect . . . . . . and also check out kwing on Twitter, Facebook, Myspace . . . and on ScrewAttack Updates as well . . . . .

ALSO . . check out the fan site I am trying to make for my honey, Kwing! You can find it at just doing my part for my honey . . you know . . .

Well take care, everyone . . . Kwing-I love you very very much and I am soooo proud of you . . .
Thanks for visiting the Kwife Blog Site Everyone! . . . .

-See Ya : )

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Updates

Hi there everyone! Having a good day? Feel free to visit my site and email me and whatever! I'm always glad to hear from fans . . . even though . . er . . I'm still working on my first video . . .. but anyway . . I hope that everyone is doing well . . and looking forward to our second Kwing and Kwife Radio Podcast Show! I know I am! Kwing and I went to the movies this morning and we were brainstorming ideas about my new video reviews that are coming up and about the Kwing and Kwife show! Also . . I encourage you to listen to the Game Knights Audio Podcast . . which I have here imbedded in my site . . also . . you can listen to the Game Knights when you visit Gottgame.com and check out the Game Knights Podcast on that site! Anyway . . slowly but surely I'm trying to work on <> and just trying to make a page where everyone can find all things kwing in one place! And I just want to make a fun site in tribute to my honey because I am so proud of him for everything he does! Love you, honey! so . . definitely visit that site . . if you end up having a free second . .or say . . if you DON'T have a free second and you want to find kwing's stuff quickly! Please visit the fan site and show that you are a fan . . by subscribing! . . . oh . . and also visit kwing's official THEREALGAMEMASTER.com site as well! Here is where you can find all things things kwing . . and even join the official kwing forums page.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Update on Rune Factory and other Kwing Reviews

Just another update for Kwing and Kwife!

Watch Kwing's Review of Picmin for the Wii on Gottgame.com

Also Watch his Review of Punch Out for the Wii on Youtube or on Kwing's site:
THEREALGAMEMASTER.com

Kwing's Review for Indiana Jones for the Wii will be coming very soon! . . possibly this week .. if he's able to get it done.

Rune Factory update: . . . yes . .. I'm still playing this game and working on it.

Well, those are all the updates I have for today!

Thanks so much for watching Kwing's Reviews and for being so nice to me, too!

God Bless You All . . . . - Kwife : D

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Hi Everyone!

Hi Everyone! It's Kwife!

Come Check out Kwife's Blog for Updates on:
THEREALGAMEMASTER.com
Game Knights Radio Podcast
Gottgame.com
and not to forget Kwing and Kwife Co-op Reviews!
Come and Check us out!

Well God Bless, and Happy Gaming

see ya!